oH IT HAPPENED (careful, this will be NSFW). I used to work at a hospital in the kitchens, serving meals to patients, etc, and the shift always ended late at night. So I was walking to the bus stop after my shift, and I had to go through a park to get there. It was almost midnight by this point.
And as I was reaching the other side of the park I heard a series of weird and suspicious noises going on and I noticed that no less than four meters away from me there was a man performing aggressive fellatio on another man and I just sort of froze, simultaneously terrified and mesmerized. One does not simply ignore public acts of sucking dick.
But then they both realized I was standing there and looked around at me, standing in my custard-stained candy-striped coloured uniform (the guy on his knees peeked around the other dudes waist like “exCUSE ME”) and I fucking freaked the fuck out, I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE PROTOCOL WAS IN THIS SITUATION, SHOULD I RUN? SHOULD I SAY SOMETHING? SHOULD I APPLAUD? THEY BOTH JUST KEPT STARING AT ME AND I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK TO DO LIKE
I ended up just running full-speed out of the park all the way to the bus stop, and then just sat on the bus for the hour-long ride with the most shell-shocked expression you can imagine. I told my dad about it when I got home and he laughed so hard he had to leave the room.